Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole

wholocked-me-out:

the-helpful-frog:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

The fact that I laughed at this should probably indicate something.

That you have a great sense of humor

wholocked-me-out:

the-helpful-frog:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

The fact that I laughed at this should probably indicate something.

That you have a great sense of humor

(Source: anormaux, via gooseski)

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

(via cattchmeifyoucan)

musicallife17:

consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

everything is awesome and nothing hurts

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

There is a reason that place is The Happiest Place on Earth

(Source: oowllovee, via thearchangelloki)

fingerblaster113:

Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you

(via lucifersri-sing)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via lucifersri-sing)

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

(via lucifersri-sing)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via thearchangelloki)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via thegirldeadtwice)

thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

image

since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

(Source: pottergenes, via lucifersri-sing)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via lucifersri-sing)

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

(via lucifersri-sing)